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The rich, dull lawyer-- having concluded that she has nothing to live for-- sprints toward the open window of her posh, golden penthouse and leaps with a "ga-hee-hee-haw-hee-hee-e-e!" But to her surprise, she discovers that she is able to fly like Superman, the man of steel from planet Krypton, as played by George Reeves & Christopher Reeve. Remember them? She spends the next fifteen minutes cruising above the busy city streets. "This is terrific!" she says to herself. "I can fart loud and hard way up here, and no one will know a thing!" The people below her don't even notice her because of the sea of advertising and the cocoons of their earplugs. A barista burns his hand on the steam thing of the espresso machine with a "fuckity fucking fuck fucker!"
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