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"Why is the phone on the floor?" "Because it was hot." "Why was it hot?" "Because it did not sleep well & ate too much flour." "Why did it eat so much flour?" "Because it had its eye on the foxy teenager hanging around the movie theater parking lot." "Why was she at the movie theater parking lot?" "To attend the public hanging." "Who was being hung?" "The man who set the world record for putting in extra hours on the weekends." "What did he do on the weekends?" "He bleached the manila color out of manila folders until they were shiny-paper-white." "Thank you for your time. Good day."
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