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     A businessman is in Cleveland. He is robbed at knifepoint by a scary kid in a dirty hooded sweatshirt which says "New York City" across the front. The kid gets nervous and stabs the businessman in the heart. As he's lying there bleeding to death, the businessman is thinking, "Yeah. New York City. Huh. I've never been there. Maybe I should go there sometime. Thank you, hooded sweatshirt."

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